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Yep. I was like “Why doesn’t anyone care!??? That was so fast???? Oh Brad Falchuk...nevermind.”

A lid for every crackpot.

I can get why Demi’s still a thing. She could live off of Ghost in my mind for the rest of her life. But why the hell are we still trying to make Tobey, happen? Shoo, you. Go away, now, Tobey.

Demi has definitely seen some things and some stuff. I’ll bet she could make me blush. That’s a compliment, BTW.

Janice Dickenson’s wedding

I’m still not convinced that Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace are different people.

or

You should write for NY Post or Variety or someshit.

He defiles her gloriousness.

She wound up in rehab after the relationship with Ashton Kutcher didn’t work out. Tobey Maguire is a hundred times the asshole that Ashton was. Expect her to overdose once Tobey dumps her.

I’d imagine that hugging Mariah Carey is a painful experience!

  • They split! [TMZ]

Anybody else feel Demi is morphing into her Jules character in “St Elmo’s Fire”in real life? I feel bad for her.

I thought Gwenyth was gonna be engaged to Brad Pitt and I was all HOLY HELL THIS IS A TIME WARP!

  • They split! [TMZ]

Before people laugh at the obvious PR gambit of the Demi-Tobey thing don’t forget it wasn’t long ago that Generic Posh UK actor was meant to be dating Miss Write a Song About Not Needing A Man Before Immediately Dating Another Man and no one believed it then either.

Ok, to the people in the greys calling Kanye’s hair cultural appropriation, shut the fuck up. I don’t know if you’re kidding or not but...shut the fuck up.

Fonz was diddys dancing, personal umbrella holder or PUH as Us weekly referred to it in the early 2000's, also known as the best times of my life.

im sorry, you dont know fonzworth bentley? puff daddys former umbrella holder? please educate yourself on early 2000s pop culture