I must’ve been the only weirdo that kept checking back for more stories. I read all but the one that was submitted by email.

Dammit. WTF with these fakes. I kind of figured it was fake but still disappointed.

I feel your pain. My uncle won’t stop, despite the many times he has been told he is basically killing himself. It’s gotten to the point where he won’t do anything but drink.

Agreed. Basically it shouldn’t even be a remake, it should be a whole new show.

Seriously. I can’t even.

I foolishly took that quiz five times before reading the article.

Ugh. I couldn’t stand her on that show for some reason. I was a Rudy girl. It always killed me that they basically cut her out of the show.

I think that’s exactly what it is. Anything I have seen her in was old enough that, seeing her in the present, made it seem sudden, like she must’ve gotten surgery.

Exactly! I was too old to watch this show but it freaked me right the fuck out every time I passed it while channel surfing.

Yes. This.

Yup. Classic Simpson’s. One of the best episodes ever.

Every time I read a story about these clowns I think that line.

The first one is the best. I want that kid for a friend.

Creepiest clown (and her little doll too)

OMG yes. Best line!

I hate clowns because the first one I ever met in second grade taunted me at a birthday party.

Seriously. I mean, I’d do the same.

And, for that reason, I like you too. ;)

That’s a great theory. But not for me. Every fiber of my being pays attention to the details. To a fault. But all I could see in this was oily, shiny legs.

I read that as you eating Chipotle out of your underwear for some reason. Then I realized that made no sense.