Uh, what?

That and Freaky Friday.

What the actual fuck!? I must’ve been under a rock (or on vacation).

I am eating it right now.
And it is delicious.

Wait. What did I miss!!?? Is Jia gone???

Additionally, isn’t Chipotle a franchise? Or maybe I am wrong. If it is, then they shouldn’t go after Chipotle; they should go after the owner.

Oh jeez. Thanks for the info. I can’t stand those crap reality shows.

My apologies. No offense meant to the actual beaver. I think they are very noble creatures.

But who the hell is that on the cover???

It’s not as good as you may think, though. It can feel off-balance because the massage Therapists are off-balance (unless they are super attuned to each other.)

It’s natural. No need to worry about it.

Massage Therapist*

Licensed Massage Therapist here. It is not completely unheard of for anyone (male or female) to moan while receiving a massage. It is not sexual in nature (most of the time). Even men getting an erection while being massaged (as long as it is a legit massage) is perfectly natural and not sexual. If you have muscles…

This is pure gold.

YASSSSSS. That show was the shit.

(Ben might be a Scientologist btw.)

just the right combination of nice guy that will fuck you right

She also sings a little in Easy A (one of my favorites).

A thousand times YES.

I named my only son Ryan after them both. (Sort of.)