You’re talking about a two-year-old in a foot of water, though. You do know how big a two-year-old is, right? That is deep water for a two-year-old.

Awww haha. I can appreciate a few Tom Cruise movies.

Sadly.

But a two-year-old in a foot of water is practically swim territory. That’s not exactly wading.

He hasn’t done anything worthwhile since Vanilla Sky.

Damn. No sour cream and minimal cheese.

But why Tom Cruise? Why?

I just had a burrito bowl. Does that count?

Tom Cruise is leaving Scientology because he’s “so smitten” with an actress named Annabelle Wallis, his 31-year-old costar in the upcoming reboot of The Mummy.

But you would think that if it says “No Swimming” they wouldn’t want their toddler swimming in the water. Especially since they did not know why it said that. Usually when a sign says not to do something, common sense says there is a good reason for it.

The whole state needs a warning sign.

Exactly my point. People.com (usually fairly accurate, even if the writing is bad) said it was about a foot of water.

It’s not just you. It is awful.

I hate to say it but, personally, I would never stick even one toe in any bodies of water in Florida. Except, maybe, the Atlantic. If I could see the sand below my feet.

It was a two-year-old in about a foot of water. Most two-year-olds aren’t even three feet tall.

However, one foot of water for a two-year-old is pretty much swimming territory. My almost-three-year-old is a less than 3 feet tall so that would be about half the body covered if this kid was smaller than mine.

Apparently they need signs that say, “NO SWIMMING, WADING, OR TOUCHING THE WATER. ALLIGATORS MAY BE IN THE VICINITY.”

Glad to hear it’s worked for you. The times when a guy has done it with me it has always worked.

That is what she said. It was the most effective (when done properly) besides abstinence.

Weird thing is, she said it when I was discussing getting on the pill (and other options).