Ohh that makes me sad.

HA! Exactly!!

WTF was the green and black cottage cheese? Holy crap!

When I was in first grade there was a kid that threw up on the kid’s desk next to him. Then that kid threw up on the desk next to his. Finally, the third kid had the sense to run to the sink. We spent the rest of the day in the common room.

It’s probably because it is not the Jezebel staff writing today. They swapped!

That guy I would agree with. But OJ . . . not so much.

Which I never got. She looks nothing like him. (Or his daughter.)

Baba is Ukrainian for Grandma. I call mine that. :)

Here’s the plot twist, though. The kid they were trying to poison is actually the evil one. They were just doing their part to keep everyone else safe.

Depends on the kid. My dad died when I was 6 and I knew he was never coming back.

Stealing this photo!

That was the best response to the above comment. Kudos.

I’ve seen many a penis I didn’t ask to see, in all the colors of the human rainbow. But that’s a kock tale for another time.

OMG School Ties is amazing!! Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Cole Hauser, Chris O’Donnell, Anthony Rapp, Randall Batinkoff, and more are in this movie.

Hahaha. Now I got ya.

I can’t understand why ANYONE would want to marry him. He has always annoyed the ever-living shit out of me.

I would NEVER lump him in with Tom Hanks. EVER.

OMG if I could love this comment I would.

School Ties. Even Now & Then small role was good.

Ughhhh you just gave me a mental image. I literally just shivered.