Altoids too.

I know someone who did one of those once. (But he was a dick, so he kind of deserved it.)

Ha! True

And here is the quote:

A “friend” that dropped her like a hot potato just because his cult told him she was a “Suppressive Person”? Not much of a friend. More power to her for calling him and Scientology out on their BS practices.

Keep in mind, these are just the things Bobby highlighted in the book since that is why most people wanted to read it. Doesn’t mean there aren’t other stories/details/anecdotes of her own in the rest of the book.

“someone forgot to find her during hide and seek”

Yeah. Didn’t Katie Holmes make some weird statement once when Suri was a baby about how she was a “lovely person/lady” or something? It’s a baby weirdo.

Took the words right out of my fingers!

Oh. My. God. I love it. At least she has a sense of humor. Ha.

This book sounds like pure gold. Can’t wait to read it.

Ed Sheeran has never listened to a Radiohead album, “to be honest,” and I’m pretty sure Thom Yorke has never listened to one of Ed’s.

I just cannot wait to read this book.

That’s who I was thinking of. Couldn’t remember her name!

She looks like that creepy woman that had too much plastic surgery. I’d run away screaming. Ugh.

Great use of that little girl’s gif. Classic.

Imagine how Kim K does this everyday then? Crazy.

Beer too.

Yeah she kind of annoys me, but leave her alone and fuck off with the sanctimonious pregnancy bullshit.

This is the best.