Fucking Seattle sports. It’s like that Portlandia sketch with the 4-way stop. Everyone is telling the other person to go and no one goes.

Too bad lebron’s hairline got evicted as a result of the new tenants.  

I know 2 people who own multiple (more than 5) brand new unopened dream casts just in case the original one they are using ever dies

I like the ones that are less glitchy and more slap stick...like stray bullets hitting unintended targets or man on horseback runs into something accidentally.

People are terrified of penises and testicles.  If a penis came popping out of a unitard while someone was straddling a pommel horse, children could possibly see it!  Think of thr children!!  

I really have grown to prefer the combat in both origins and Odessey over previous iterations of AC.

Then he’d weigh ayton.

She's someone's kid.

I don't care how far out of the loop we get.  It's just weird.  Twitter is a flash in the pan.

Bravo. Encore.

Hey!

I’d tap that.

Cosplayers these days are really professional. For some it is a profession.

Where the fuck do their waists and legs meets?!?

Sounds hilarious. But I think I needed to be there.

I piss into the shower all the time. It’s great because I can just let it rip and stand there without even holding my dick.

I think he looks better that way.

I think you're wrong.  As an outsider I actually believe in the Bears this year.  You should as well!  

You let your kids play Fortnite AND go online so no. You lose.

Lol