No. Seattle.

The other night I was on a small canoe trying to make my way to small island offshore when I large ship came and destroyer my boat causing me to make an emergency dive into the waters

I’m 54 hours into playing and the worst glitch I’ve seen was a dude on horseback failed to get completely rendered was stuck in a riding animation as the horse stood still.

Whoa. Just read this reply after however many weeks. My ex-wife was fucking named Colleen. Wtf.

Hope you're doing well Fahey.  Glad to see your name on Kotaku again.  

What kind of bugs?   I've seen birds, wolves, fish, boar, snakes, bears, and deer but no bugs thus far.  

I can't believe I even understand this joke.

I had never considered forking over any of my bread to buy this game but I can safely say now any possibility of that ever happening is toast.

That injury looked Messi.

Some people like what they like.   Who are we to question that?

It can if you are Joseph Conrad

Wow.

Yeah this is a good punishment as long as he is ALSO FUCKING FIRED from all College coaching jobs forever.

It would be easier to just have robots play instead of people.

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve read all day and my day isn’t even close to being over!

I'd still root for him.

For now....

Are you talking about the 3 Little Pigs block on cartoons?

I won’t go near the snakes

The mob has made its decision Stephen.  Your logic and rational explanation won't change that.