What?!

I think that may be an episode on the upcoming Witcher series for Netflix 

It only gets worse the further you scroll down.

Max Caufield was queer??!

I don’t care who wins, just get their gross wrestling ears away from my eyes!

He did it while on 200 shrooms..

Wow. That is uncanny.

It is too.  I have the vinyl pressing to prove it.  It's a bit scratchy on some tracks, and always skips a bit mid-way through the final track.

Hey man. Whatever you guys gotta do to keep the lights on but boy oh boy...

The fourth down play wad trash. Their QB had been a stud all night just give it to him.

No one is making anyone tutor!  Don't tutor, don't drink!  :-D

The real way to play EDH is to (with alcohol or weed) take a pipe hit, or shot every time someone searches their library.

Sometimes there is A LOT of stoppage time.

Split hairs. Minecraft already had “story mode” and episodic game with a story. Not to mention that they’ve added tons of themed properties to minecraft in the forms of skins over the years. So there being a “minecraft universe” isn’t exactly ground breaking territory.

Lego added stories and it's fine.   It's not mine exploding, but it's fine.  

Is that part of twitter’s EULA?

I really like obscure ways of Pokey fun at people.

This is a marsuperal comment, and it needs more love.

First you have to buy the tweet dinner.

Are you a quarterback or something?