Only a couple? What kind of sex drive do you have?! My god! I go cross-eyed if I haven’t had sex or rubbed one out at some point every day.

Fuck it.

Looks like he's hanging out at Card Kingdom or the Mox in Seattle.

No.  Don't do that.  

Probably...no.  They aren't.

I puked a little.

From natures pocket?

I felt like Gordon was pacing around in the tram A LOT. He seemed nervous about something, or possibly strung out on drugs.

Only about 37 more to go to fill a roster!

I wish the Cowboys players only had Texas city names.

No worries!  I'm just feeling kinda snarky today.  Totally agree.

Who cares?  The more games for the switch the better.

I wonder if he could point to Puerto Rico on a map?

Hey as long as I'm happy! 

I never sell the games I buy.  I buy them because I want them.  The concept of “renting" a game for full price and selling it as quick as possible is very alien to me.

As always, I’ll wait until they release a complete “goty” or “ultimate” edition with all the extra content added in for one price.

He must be Australian, they love throwing the word ‘cunt’ around.

I'd hate to see your Christmas sweaters....

Arigato gozaimasu.