I’m 39 years old, which means I was 25 in 2008. I don’t ever remember hearing the word twee then or now. 

I know this is the unpopular opinion on this site, but this one just makes no sense to me. I am all for removal of racist and hateful speech from common use, but the article itself shows that it did not come into use until 1925...60 years after the end of slavery.

1. 7 of the Best Password Managers to Choose From Before Lockwise Shuts Down

Because 90% of online writing is Twitter recaps or re-typing press releases. 

Jim Gaffigan does a bit about how people question non-drinkers and how those questions would never come up in a situation where someone chooses not to eat or drink another thing.

Am I the only one who’s asking for no more slideshows?  

How could we forget Trading Places?

“The updated versions of these classic games did not launch in a state that meets our own standards of quality, or the standards our fans have come to expect.....but we released them because you gamers have shown you will buy any broken piece of crap day 1 lulz. We wasted so much money on QA on RDR2 for no reason!”

Another FTP dripfeed.

Some caveats: The ranking is based on cumulative hours played across the playerbase, not on total number of players. (According to Ryan, PS5 players clocked a cumulative 4.6 billion hours.)

Roads you haven’t driven on are dark grey, not orange. They turn white when you’ve driven on them if they’re a paved road, and they turn red/orange when you drive on them if they’re offroad/dirt. Maybe you have some sort of accessibility option turned on that’s showing them as orange? 

Can vouch - more of the same but better.

I’m stupidly excited about remasters/reissues this week.

Got you fam:

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

There’s something quite funny about a video game company making a game that’s failed to keep players interest and then pestering the players that they need to do better.

“There were several Luigi masks, but who wants to go as the lesser Super Plumber Brother?” Surely this must be a typo because no one would dare speak ill of the best Super Plumber Brother.

I‘m both surprised and excited this game turned out well. I hope it does well for them, and shows that people prefer a strong single player, contained story over games as service bullshit...

So you didn’t read about this game’s revolutionary foray into macrotransactions?

I don’t remember the tug o war being that bad... but the raft game?