As a Tar Heel, I have to point out that you linked a recipe from a Chapel Hill restaurant for “shrimp and grits in South Carolina.”

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Another great uniter, who also did not tolerate dissent and claimed everything she did was because the people truly needed/wanted it.

Yeah. I actually have been just sitting here with fingers hovering over my keyboard, wondering when I stopped finding the GOP’s meltdown funny.

Peppermint and a teeny bit of chocolate. Yes. This is correct.

“When he opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!” And out came another man, with a bowl of red Skittles. And he took from the land the peace and blamed the refugee babes in their cradles. And lo, his name was Don Jr.

I took it as the former, but you have a point.

She deserves a Trump/Pence America. (The rest of us don’t, though.). Your poor towel, wrapped around her stinky butt!

maybe his casinos needed better walls?

Is it possible Rhianna has realized that her stuff just isn't good (sorry, Sorry, SORRY), and is taking the smarter route by following JayZ's example: just become a billion dollar entrepreneur, do a few hot appearances, and rest on your laurels? Better for MY ears (and eyes - oh god, that explicit version of the "Pour…