This makes me so sad. No matter how easy it would be to point the finger at her and say how she should have known better... It is hard to be in a world filled with horrible people when you are obviously a kind-hearted and generous woman like this lady was. And on top of that, who among us, when lonely and looking for…

Try tend skin! That stuff changed my life.

Before, during, or after?

I had to pick my partner up at the airport and he knew was I late and we were going to do the test when he came back. But then I did the blood test, so he was like "TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS OMGZ" (seriously, that was his text message before getting on the plane.

I pick him up at the airport, it's the first thing he asks…

Thank you so much, that was exactly what I needed to hear. And to answer your (not at all stupid) question: I can assure you I very much enjoy sex while I am sober. Also "your slut-sister" might be the best sign off I've ever read.

You're right, you'll just to have to be sensible and use the hair to create a series of wigs, pretending each time you proposition him on twitter that you're a completely different person.

Damn it! I was about to go to bed (2 am here) and now I have to watch this.

Whenever I think/hear about this movie, I *always* hear these lines first:

Hot.

Yes you can be whelmed. It just means turned upside down (implicitly with force). It's not often used any-more, except in a few English and Welsh dialects.

Since I don't have a great story for this, I thought I'd go the other direction and share a time someone got their "revenge" against me.

This isn't my story, but it is still good.

This is awesome! It's a small thing, but extremely annoying to the recipient. I'm a kayaker in Scotland and I know how good dry kit makes a day great while wet kit makes that same day absolutely miserable. And weeks upon weeks of that is the best punishment ever!

I've posted this story before but it bears repeating: One of my exes in college dumped me in a really shitty, callous manner after a serious three-year relationship (for a former HIGH SCHOOL girlfriend...god, how lame is THAT?), so as retribution, I emptied two cats' worth of dirty kitty litter into the boxes of his…

I was dating a guy ten years younger than me and getting shit for it from my (unhappily) married coworkers, who made it very obvious they resented my single status——by treating me like I was the Whore of Babylon. Hey, he chased me around for ages, I got sick of running, okay? Anyhoo, I finally dumped him because I…

At work in the ER one night, the police and paramedics brought in a patient with chest pain. He'd just assaulted his exgf and her friend when they'd gone back to his & exgf's place for her to get her stuff. They were severely injured and brought to another hospital. Even when we think people are most likely…

I am not a particularly vengeful human I don't think, but one of my earliest memories is a revenge memory from preschool. My best friend was another girl in my class who was African American. I'm white, and this other little white girl named Heather (real name...I have forever sworn off naming my children Heather)…

Picture it. Senior prom. 2003

I used to work with a woman who was absolutely NASTY to just about everyone, but especially me. Once I put a folder of birthday cards to sign on her desk (standard practice in just about every office environment ever) and as I walked away, I distinctly heard her mutter "Asshole, messing up my desk with your stupid…

Overnight camp, 13 years old. I've recently gotten my first period, but haven't yet figured out those pesky tampons. My resourceful mother fills an empty expensive hair product container with lube so that I don't have to be embarrassed by a giant tub of KY in the bathroom next to my brand new tampons.