Okay so I have been waiting all day for this. I have good news to share that I am very reluctant to broadcast in real life because bragging is bad and I don't want to make my friends who are in similar positions to me feel badly....but I was offered a more than full ride to law school!! I am so, so excited. I was on…

Social worker PSA:

I thought I (in a very sick way) wanted to see what a tattooed dog looked like. Then I did. And now I feel kind of nauseous.

He also knows how to open doors from the inside. All the apartments in my building are handicap-accessible so we have lever handles, not door knobs, and he knows how to slam on the handle, hang on, and then walk backwards on his hind legs to get out of any room. There will come a day when he will down a couple of…

My sis in law would never get her dog high but if you show it a bowl she'll shove her mouth against the mouth part every time. I assume she's just mimicking the behavior she sees her people do (she's a crazy smart dog) but it's still a strange quirk she has.

Most of that is right, but my dog does a lot more than consent to beer. She brings over her frisbee (cup) and begs. More than a few times, she has knocked a loosely held beer out of someone's hand trying to ask.

A friend grew up with a dog that comes running at the sound of a grinder and owns one that runs away from smoke. We respect their doggie wishes by either curling up with stoner pup or opening the window for straight edge dog.

My dog always tries to knock over my husband's beer, or lick the top of his beer bottles. It drives me NUTS, but she has favorites (Smithwicks, Yards and Miller Lite) that my husband has stopped buying as frequently for exactly this reason. He gets cans of Miller Lite now, because she doesn't like cans. She still…

Both of my pets gather 'round when the bong comes out. Somebody once told me I had the only dog who understands puff, puff, pass.

My dog RUNS from booze. I like to let her sniff things that I have (I guess that's kind of teasing but I feel like she appreciates it) and when I try to let her sniff a beer bottle she runs away. Yet she tries to eat my earrings. I will never understand her preferences.

It pisses me off when people give beer and drugs to their pets, too. a.) They are smaller than us, so they will get MUCH more fucked up if you give them a serving of alcohol or get them high, b.) They don't know wtf it is or what they're doing, only that their owner wants them to do it. :(

My ex girlfriend had a cat that would come into the room and sit in our lap for a contact high. No joke! The dog on the other hand, would turn and run away from the smoke, she did not like it whatsoever. Note that the door was open and the animals had free roam throughout the property, so we weren't holding them…

My dog does that but I don't let her. I accidentally left a nug out where she could get it and she ate it. My poor puppy threw up all over my bed.

Ugh. Please don't be a pitbull or bulldog...

I'm sure you do.

I am late to the party, so I doubt my comment will be seen. But...

You know, I never thought about that. Could be! People don't go down to the labs if they aren't running tests.

Going the extra mile with the gif version for Friday, I appreciate you.

When I was at University, I knew where super secret bathrooms were in some of the buildings. Sometimes I would go to one of those and just hang for a few minutes to be completely alone. You have to have that some time.

Juan Pablo could rent out the space in his head for something useful.