Well, now we know why Republicans keep pushing transvaginal ultrasounds...?

I make mine check my strings, too! They keep curling up around my cervix, which is great for him but shoving my hand that high up when I’m cramping (which, love the thing, but is most of the time) is a psychological barrier I just can’t surmount. I’ve gotten more digital action in the last six months than I’ve had…

That is fucking bullshit and I’m sorry you have to deal with this. After 28 years of battling HMOs and shitty pre-ACA state health insurance, I have state-sponsored insurance. I called my doc for a referral to an OB (female, for the same reason as the woman above), picked one at random from a list of three, called,…

I converted my partner the second time we slept together. I also made him get a new set of sheets and a first set of pillow cases and encouraged him to get rid of all the sheets that were the wrong size, but that wasn’t until we’d been together a few years and was spend all my time at his place.

Thanks. It's important to know your different flavor a of fundies. Makes it easier to spot the little hypocrisies.

Sarah Jessica Parker was desperate to get out of her SATC contract after filming the pilot.

I love this. Do you have any specific examples?

This is the only reason I clicked on this article. I didn’t even read it (ok, I skimmed one of the quotes).

And Wonder Bread. WB is not intended for use in sandwiches with significant structural requirements.

ALL OF THIS! My 21st birthday present was an abortion and it is hands down the best thing I have ever done for myself. I deal with a 24-hour waiting period and a trans-vag ultrasound, and those two things were the worst part. I, too,am grateful for your experience, just like I am for mine.

Congrats! I just realized today that I’ve had my Copper T for six months and my partner and I were chatting about it and how incredible it is. So, my list:

I have no pics of my late Serene on this device (she knew how to tap for treats and would wake you for one if you slept on the couch), but I’d give you pics if I could.

I tried to post earlier but Kinja hates iOS. I often wear the watch my late uncle gave me (1936 Gruen driving watch, it’s amazing), and I’m currently in the market for something that can handle water. Also, that question — “Why did you buy it” — just struck me as incredibly rude. I *gasp* don’t carry my phone with me…

Only if it’s kept in a monogrammed thermos.

With all relevant passages on gift giving and thank you notes clearly flagged.

Before grad school I had a job that paid decently, so if I was going out for lunch with friends who were making significantly less than I was, I’d often say up front that I was covering their drinks. As an teenager and undergrad I hated being the one person at the table who ordered the cheapest entree and drank water…

I developed a strict no shots policy right around the same time all of my high heels became mostly decorative, which was probably right around 24. I have no idea how I managed to spend all of college in heels of various shapes and sizes, but aside from boots, my twenty-nine-year-old-feet and their 20-year-old bunions…

Happy hour. My state doesn’t do it, but whenever I travel, I think, “Why the fuck am I going to rush over from work in my shitty sweaty work clothes to get drunk before 8pm in a crowded bar full of assholes who can’t hold their liquor?” Besides, if I’m getting drunk before 8pm, you’d better believe it’s starting with…

You and me both. And my brain has moved onto inventing sad scenarios and oh my god I want an off switch. I’ve found that Valium has a 50/50 chance of doing just that or making me sleep, so I use it where I can. It took way too long to realize that overwhelming guilt at the state of the world is just another…

Mine too. I like the fact that a beard means automatically no stubble burn after make outs/no accidental stubble scratches on nipples. Long live the face furz, but not on Leo D.