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Turns out that Yosemite Sam’s “real” name is Samuel Rosenbaum.

The transcripts are always more horrific than the audio.

There is zero overlap in the Venn Diagram of ‘people who respect John Lewis’ and ‘people who care what Trump thinks.’

He’s done jackshit. Any benefits that we may have seen are left over from the previous administration. What he has done is try to gut nearly every single aspect of this country just so he and his cronies can financially benefit.

If you haven’t...go watch that Axio interview.  That’s his legacy.  That’s how he’ll be

Yeah, I was like “why would you kill someone, then be surprised when you get denied asylum in another country?”

For a second there I thought the officers had been the ones to seek asylum, and I was very, very confused.

Private jets

Genuinely curious about who can travel outside the US right now. I thought there were travel restrictions??? How does one circumvent them? 

Despite their love for the 2nd Amendment as a “defense against tyranny,” they’re obviously perfectly OK with a tyrant so long as they think the tyrant is on their side.

Trump is an idiot, but seriously what does flying a flag have to do with socialism.

Having grown up around recreational boating I can say without a doubt that 90% of boat owners are not qualified to operate their boats, let alone own them. 

I am shocked, shocked I tell you. I cannot believe that some who believe rules only apply to others and only cucks exhibit common decency, would have a Trump 2020 flag flying on their boat.

... flying Trump2020 flags, no less.  

Is that really your takeaway here? Are you the idiot on the boat?

It ain’t Torch’s fault that Trump supporters keep showing up as the idiots in the big story of the day.

To quote SpaceX’s Kate Tice: “Maybe we shouldn’t announce our splashdown location next time.”

Netflix is trying to sell me hard on Zac Efron’s new travel show. It looks cheesy as hell to me, and I assume also comes with a dollop of ‘white person travels and exoticizes/exploits/appropriates other cultures.’ Anyone waded in and can attest to whether it’s that, or something worth watching?

So.. what? This guy is saying these nerds look like nerds? Sugoi, fam.

Damn, I completely forgot drowning in your own fluid filled lungs was a symptom of colon cancer.

I am sad.