What if Maria Butina’s his kid?

BUT JUST LOOK AT THIS SUIT! LOOK AT IT!

I know this is utterly cliche at this point, but:

“Not abortion.”

Shmashmortion?

When’s the audio with “She better have that abortion” going to be released?

“our friend David”

The WH already provided an alternate transcript, on the same day Trump said the only reality his followers should acknowledge is the one he dictates.

The audio is not in crystal clear Dolby 7.1, so that's all the evidence they need to determine that this is all fake news. 

At this point Cadet Bone Spurs’ supporters will deny that this conversation ever took place.

Between Avenatti’s doggedness and Cohen’s towering incompetence, is it possible this country is going to be saved by fucking lawyers?

Remember folks, Trump bypassed Congress when he put up those tariffs, something he shouldn’t have been able to do, but was able to do because of an old law from 1962 that said the president could put tariffs on countries that the president considered a risk to national security. Today, Trump publicly admitted he was…

I swear all of the men who are associated with the Trump family look like vampires. They all look pale and dead behind the eyes. I guess if you’re an undead bloodsucker for long enough you end up looking like one.

a weird fetish for self-aggrandizing dudes with slicked-back hair?

Giving 12 B dollars of government money to a bunch of people sounds a little like socialism that the Republicans like to hate to me

Jared Kushner’s face remains supremely punchable. I wish someone would Richard Spencer his ass because I would watch that shit 100x.

As far as the remarks of Jeff Sessions go, I would like to believe he can feel the walls closing in about to crush the Trump administration, so he is trying to revisit the warm fuzzy memories of the campaign days. Honestly, I haven’t seen the word “snowflake” used recently since most of the Russian trolls stopped…

TMZ are serious ambulance chasers. They must have a lot of people on their payroll because they’re always the first to know when a celebrity is hospitalized. They, and the people they're paying for this information, are lower than dirt 

I hope that person gets fired. 

The fact that an emergency responder disclosed that she received Narcan - to TMZ, yet - seems a gross violation of her HIPAA rights. We simply should not know, and do not have the right to know about this. Shame.