If there was only an alternative to the “go to college, get a job, buy stuff, die” scheme we have going. It all seems so futile.

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Is it time to eat the rich yet? It feels like it's time. 

This is what happens when a boardroom full of pampered baby boomers tries to figure out what’s relevant to millennials. What do these people talk about? STUDENT LOANS! Got it. Let’s make it a show!

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

Yep.

Definitely not all-in on Socialism (it’s still contingent upon humans, and we’re fucking stupid), but I’m down with a new direction. “Capitalism: You’re Soaking In It!” kinda sucks. A lot.

This, America. THIS is what you do when you want to beat the establishment. You don’t elect some loudmouthed ignorant self-serving dipshit when you want to shake things up. You elect people like this. Take notes. 

Hey Democrats, the reason she won is she energized non-voters to come out and vote for her with fantastic, modern ideas. Your oh so careful polling missed this because you do not bother to poll the people who made the difference in her primary win.

I love her ideas. We need a whole bunch more of her.

I’m sure a woman 10 years from now, weeping over her positive pregnancy test after being raped, will wipe her tears away, take a deep breath, and say “well, at least Brett Kavanaugh went to Yale.”

That’s the thing it is an Opinion Editorial. Some people have a problem recognizing it is just one person’s opinion (like when they share one of these on Facebook indicating it is from the NYT as if that meant something). And as long as it is well written and not overly offensive or insulting, and usually by someone…

Democratic Senators on the Judiciary Committee need to drill Kavanaugh on his views on Roe v Wade, ACA, and a lot of other issues, but they especially need to lock in on his views on impeachment. When Kavanaugh was a member of Ken Starr’s team (Clinton impeachment), he wrote that any president who lies to the American…

Enough with the “Why aren’t they raising hell about this?”

They’re all spineless cogs in the machine, and they prove it with each passing day. 

That would be too good for him.  I want a blubbering apology on TV followed by a perp walk and mug shots after he’s spent a night in a cell. 

There’s no sleazy underhanded backroom double dealing self serving bullshit I would put past dotard “jenius” trump, and I hope his fat ass is nailed for it. I pray every night to wake up to the news that he’s dead.

But yeah those Jill Stein and Harambe votes and staying at home sure showed them https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-how-the-deadspin-staff-is-voting-1788679072/amp

But her motherfuckin’ emails, amirite, folks?

Breaking News: Hubristic Shithead Whose Entire Place in the World Was Built on Daddy’s Wealth Behaves Like Hubristic Shithead to People Who’ve Had to Work for Their Money!