If you put nail polish remover on a cigarette filter, it dissolves into a goo that looks and feels exactly like jizz.

If this shit had been done to poorer people, they’d just call it a bad investment and they’d get fuck all. But because it happened to rich kiddies of course they’re gonna get richer for their troubles. 

Golly, i wonder what could possibly be making people feel suicidal these days. In addition to increasing alcoholism, drug use, depression, and insomnia. It's like there's something that has happened that is causing more than half the country to feel bereft and hopeless.

Honestly I would encourage christian people like this doofus to retreat into cloistered lives of hard work and quiet contemplation. Vows of silence, in particular, could be very helpful. Maybe eventually some good beer would come of it, like with the Trappists.

If anyone was as confused as I about why the sudden rush of “I’m leaving” posts:

Keep in mind that Bezos put a figurative gun to the head of the state of Washington because he was being asked to pay local taxes. He literally threatened to shut down Amazon in Seattle and stopped construction on all projects in the city until they repealed the law that made him pay local taxes.

American exceptionalism, writ small, is the enemy of unionism. Every petty workplace tyrant thinks they’re just better enough than their coworkers that they’re going to rise into management any day now - temporarily embarrassed C-Suiters - and they want no part of collective agreements or solidarity.

I can’t stand it when my co-workers complain about “The Union”. We are The Union. Maybe you don’t like something that union leadership has done. Then organize and vote them out. I only wish it were that easy to get rid of management.

I live in GA; Perdue is a detestable piece of shit who only answers to his donors. So, let me say: thank you, that fucking rules.

I said this in another comment, but I’ll say it here again because I’m gray on Splinter:

He ran like a scared rabbit, because of words. She didn’t swear, she didn’t insult him, she just stated facts. Even when you’re civil to Republicans, they run and scream in terror.

She wasn’t yelling.  And, confronting these assholes whenever and wherever you have the chance is good.

Why would he be surprised? The country was told by EPA administrators that Pruitt was frequently confronted and required first-class travel for security and privacy.

Dude is probably secretly excited about being confronted publicly. Now, he can justify all of his security detail and first class travel.

Another HERO! Don’t let these fucks have one peaceful moment!

He actually looks surprised by this.  Is he that fucking stupid?  What, did he think she was going to pat him on the head and tell him how smart and handsome he is?

same? it sounds like its terrible for a certain user base but if you want weird humor and cat shitposts, its still the spot to be

This is interesting! Maybe it’s cause I’m detached from the fandom stuff, but I go on tumblr everyday and feel like it hasn’t really changed much.

This right wing lunatic

The alledged knifer: