Melania really is complicit in all this.

As they say, democracy is the theory that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Guess Trump is running the US like he runs his business.

Most everything he’s done is fueled by his personal vendetta against Obama.

Of course he is. He’s been gunning for this since day 1:

He literally has no idea what he does not like about the actual deal itself. He only hates two things about it: (1) It was negotiated by Barack Obama and (2) It was not negotiated by Donald Trump. They could hold sham negotiations over the next couple of months, then just copy and paste the current Iran deal into a…

Yes, because nothing is going to cause North Korea to trust us more than flat-out telling them we don’t honor deals we’ve agreed to.

So quit. No where does it say she HAS to be the First Lady. No where does it say she HAS to stay married to her husband. She chose this herself, and she should pay the price for wanting it.

You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.

Does Louise Mensch really count for breaking everyone’s brain? She’s been off her rocker for a long-ass time now.

Human nature is to always find a larger plan behind random convergence. It’s how we ended up with the concept of God, conspiracy theories and the short-lived idea that George W. Bush was a political genius.

Yeah I don’t care what PETA has to say about anything. They’re a hypocritical scam organization run by contrarians and borderline lunatics. It’s 2018, jezebel; you should know this by now.

I mean, PETA also thinks that owning pets is unethical. Their opinion doesn’t really matter, right?

We’re caring what PETA has to say about things now?

That makes a whole hell of a lot of sense.

It’s long been my personal contention that Rose was a fundamentally selfish individual, endlessly fascinated by the new, the novel. Embracing and encouraging things outside the established order was just a way to experience vicariously. She obsessed over humans because they’re constantly changing from the moment…

Counterpoint: it was Vlad.

Donald probably dictated that himself and is proud of it, like one of his poorly crafted tweets.

Be Best be stupid. Be Best be making grammatical mistakes. Be Best could have been “Be Your Best” pretty easily, but Be Dumb is what the Trump Administration Be About.

Hola, this is your neighborhood pedantic Latino here to once again remind you “Latinx” is a made up word by white people and means absolutely nothing to us. Thank you.