Girl.. Please. Ricky Martin broke down those doors for you already, you don’t need to try so hard.

Y’all so pressed for outrage and drama. She didn’t even say anything false; Latinos DO get paid less than other races in almost every field of labor. But when you play the oppression olympics, nobody wins.

This movie really lost me completely when they said they were excluding “Be Prepared.” Literally one of the all-time best Disney villain songs but you do you. Prolly won’t see this, tbh. We’ll see.

“He looks like a cool guy to pound some brewskis with. Also I heard he’s got a magnum dong like me. Case dismissed.”
— Best New Justice: Brett “meticulous calendar planner” Kavanaugh

Stand by for Trump and Fox News dancing around this as definitive proof the Democratic party and all liberals everywhere are scum.

I have never, EVER seen the physical appeal of Idris Elba. Much less George Clooney.
Now if you asked me whether or not Tom Hardy could use my face as a yoga bouncy ball, the answer is unequivocally yes.

Loving this global trend of going for the absolute shittiest person on the ballot. And I don’t really know who to blame here, because Brazil doesn’t really suffer much from the dreaded “Globalist-Jew-Mastermind” boogieman or “political correctness.” They just went out and voted for this crass, overly-offensive piece…

Why do you feel like you have to be nice to her? 

You know this “Fox News’ median viewership is Olds and in a few years they’re all going to die” shtick has been touted since the Bush years, right? Remember when the Republican party had been vanquished forever and Fox was dead in 2009? Good times.

So.. What is the U.S. government going to do about this? Why are we not fighting back? Yeah I get the president is a russian puppet but there are other branches who can still go around him and impact Russia.

“I prefer the graves of soldiers who didn’t lose a war. Also Melania won’t pee on me anymore. What day is it?”
— Donald J. Trump, 2018

No one on this planet is more oppressed and persecuted than the straight white Christian man. God protect their poor souls.

Yeah, nah, this whole premise is extremely cringy and flawed from the ground up. Really not sure what they were thinking, cause if they wanted a “quirky” angle they could have just made up fake justices like you said.

.. the Castro brothers? Who?
Please, let’s be serious here. Besides, that’s a commie-tainted name. 

Agreed. I don’t think anyone currently serving any form of office is fit to be our next president because none of them like the same kind of flavor of instant ramen that I do. And none of them have liked the fanfiction I write online, which is also highly problematic. We must beat Trump but DOWN WITH ANYONE WHO IS NOT…

“How do people not catch these things”? Probably because everyone involved here knows it was not done maliciously and maybe someone, somewhere, thought something so small and incidental wouldn’t be made into an issue.

What does Elongated Muskrat’s taint taste like? Inquiring minds want to know.

Growing up when? The 2000's? How old are you, 13?
Because the word faggot has been intrinsically linked with homosexual men for at least the past 50 years now in every corner of this country. So you’re either being willfully obtuse and ignorant or you’re one of those kids that grew up equating the word “gay” with…

Being gay does not automatically put someone into the ‘woke’ club of progressive thinking. If you’re white and you have a lot of money, literally nothing else about your life begins to matter. They’d sell out their mother for a buck.
See also: Count Peter ‘Nosferatu’ Thiel

Homegirl is now dating a 21 year old Croatian model. So don’t be so sure.