Netanyahu wanted a pliable, Israel-loving Republican (lol) puppet-stooge he could control. Well, here you go Netty. Enjoy!

Wow, she was at a function where she was forced to interact with an influential businessman from her state. WHAT A FUCKING CROOK LOCK HER UP SOMETHING SOMETHING PEDOPHILE PIZZA RING

I’m gonna be THAT GUY for a moment here.

SHE’S TOO WEAK! NOT LIBERAL ENOUGH!!! I’M BERNIE OR BUST 2020 LET’S REELECT TRUMP

SONIIIICHUUUUUU!!!!

I LIVE for this hot Richard III fandom drama. My kingdom for some tea!

As somebody who works retail — I don’t want to talk to you either. But the managers make us do that, and it’s our ass on the line if we DON’T talk to you and seem “friendly.” A lot of places will fire you if you don’t get X amount of credit cards/accounts/surveys/etc.

Fuck you, buddy. Kaiden is my husband we’ve been married for 24 years.

The same way you deal with two giant fleshbags hanging off your chest?

Is this the hill you want to die on right now? Lenin and communist apologists in this the year of our lord 2017?

I’m so glad this wretched, shit-crushed old cunt is finally being publicly disgraced. Finally all his shit is being exposed, even though his true personality was always obvious to anyone paying attention. I hope he spends the rest of his short and miserable life being hounded by the press and court proceedings a la…

I don’t like getting cock-teased for three and a half hours. If I’m gonna play a gay dating game, it better end in pixelated half-lion dong.

That whole Daley/Dustin relationship is so fucking gross to me. No thanks. Throwing away your youth on a catty, problematic old queen with money is not my idea of romantic, but you do you.

It’s not happenin’, dude.

No, it’s not. No actual latino person says this in any context outside the internet. The only people that do are self-congratulatory dickwads padding themselves on the back trying to be the most “politically correct.”
Even though Latino or Latin were already gender neutral words and this stupid latinx word sounds like…

Yeah that’s still not comparable.

Nice try Vlad.

Is there any joy in Russia? Or is this entire country just a miserable totalitarian shit hole? Asking for a friend.

It depends, really. I generally play QP a lot more than comp because I don’t feel like stressing the fuck out all night long. And seeing your points plummet puts me in a shit mood.
But other times I too have zero fucking patience for these people who pick whatever they want and to hell with everyone else. If I go into…

HA HA HA SUPER FUNNY JUST LIKE REAL WOMEN CAUSE MEN ARE SO ANNOYING AMIRITE LADIES I’M DEAD HA HA HA XD LOL