And lo, Jesus did remove the thorn from the Xenomorph's paw, and it did become his friend.

What's the over-under on there actually being a covenant in this movie?

I wonder how much pop culture has been, is being, and will be produced on the pretext of "'The Walking Dead,' but not quite as shitty in this specific way."

I think his tears were only weird because Dillon was one of the only working artists who routinely drew people who actually look like they're crying. You can't trust a lot of illustrators with actual emotion on that level, but he made it look easy.

Nobody could tell a story like Dillon could. I find myself defending him a lot, since Dillon was just a straight-up bad superhero artist, but he was amazing at emotion, fine detail, storytelling, you name it. One of the greats.

Some asshole at Ellis Island thought he was doing her ancestors a favor by chopping off the "Van."

That rhyme was waiting for untold eons to be made, and then you were there. Like destiny.

If I knew the DC Universe better than I do, I would probably already have made some kind of hilarious Twitter hashtag about the vibrant galaxy of amazing characters who are not yet represented in the DC Live-Action Universe… but Wild Dog is.

"My fellow Americans, the Cole administration will discover where all the cowboys went, and we will bring them back!"

If a dude had any knowledge of or appreciation for history, the dude would not be looking to vote libertarian to begin with.

We could throw him overboard. Who'd know? He's dead.

you know, since I was a little kid, thanks to TV shows in the '80s, "Bloom County," and "Doonesbury," Trump has consistently been associated with classlessness in my mind. He's an example of why you should try to avoid raising a child in wealth, like he crawled fully-formed from an abandoned Tom Wolfe novel; he's been…

I, FEDORA
I HUNGER
I LIVE!

I'd need to watch the show again to cite specifics, but I distinctly remember there being a season 4 or 5 episode where Elliot is basically terrible the entire way through, and somehow, the moral J.D. takes away from the episode is that he's at fault. I remember being vaguely angry about it.

"Scrubs" is my favorite sitcom of all time, but if I had to cite a single flaw, it'd be the bizarre way in which Elliot and Carla were never allowed to be wrong in the middle seasons. They were both constantly getting away with some truly emotionally manipulative shit and the show never called them on it.

They do. If the Hand (ninja clan, cannon fodder, Daredevil & Wolverine antagonists) gets ahold of somebody's body, they have a ritual to resurrect the dude which usually also turns said dude into an alignment-flipped Hand operative. This has happened to Wolverine, Northstar, the second White Tiger, and a bunch of…

if you like Castlevania music, I would like to recommend goat:

I like Inside all right, but that underwater ghost/baby/hair thing stretches the borderline for me between "creepy" and "ungodly frustrating"

I am reasonably sure you cannot and are not meant to beat the first Fear Effect without cheating.

I know you're kidding, but I'd watch that movie eight times.