In related news, I've got 10 copies of Spawn #1 that I sealed in a Lucite block without ever reading, so if you're interested…

Wouldn't the best way to get millennials interested in finance be to give them some money?

if forced sterilization isn't the answer, I don't understand the question

Maybe it's all a long game and anybody who pulls the lever for Trump in November will get a tranquilizer dart full of sterilizing chemicals fired into their neck by the voting machine?

At least she's actually a shapeshifter, so there's an in-universe excuse for once.

I'm not sure you could get enough of an edge for a Heathers show on basic cable. You'd almost need to be on Showtime.

Boys and men named Ashley can at least count on one of history's great cinematic role models: Ash Williams.

I just now figured out the problem I've been having: Cooper as Custer looks a lot like the TV-show version of Seth Gecko in "From Dusk Till Dawn."

I would have accepted "the AI department," but not graphics. You've crossed a line, Rokowski!

Dead Rising wasn't the apocalypse, though. It was just pretty terrible in a few specific places.

So her character's probably gonna die, then?

Now my roller derby name is "Trudy Convertible."

One of the things about superhero fiction that interests me are the "required secondary powers": the necessary secondary elements that make a given superhuman ability possible within the fiction, like the Flash's anti-friction force field or guys like the Human Torch being more or less fireproof.

I don't know, I think her being covered in miscellaneous gack defies the male gaze in at least one regard.

Or maybe it's a bad movie, with a lead actor who clearly doesn't want to be in it.

Does Illbleed count as "terrible"?

Unrelated: I'm going to open a gay bar in whatever city CPAC is in called the Right Wing Troll Hole. I expect to succeed.

I'll take your word for it. I'm going off a headline in the Seattle Times from a couple of days ago that was, paraphrased, "HEROIN! AAAIGH!"

You know, I hope Obama finds time in the next few months to speak out against what's apparently turning into quite the heroin epidemic.

Obama wasn't going to get good optics off of this whether he attended or not. At least this way he gets to eat some barbecue.