It tastes better mixed together in a cup.

Pizza Patron is the inverse of that, though. Horrible disgusting pizza that people in Texas love, but I can't stand. I get that it's marketed to me, since I'm Hispanic and live in a Hispanic neighborhood, but it's always bad. We deserve pizza that isn't soggy/greesy and, also, not all thin crust pizza is New York…

Did they get Ken Burns to narrate?

Yes, Arsenic and Old Lace is underrated!

There's nothing wrong with boys cracking open a cold one with each other.

Groups are terrible and group mentality is the absolute worst. That said, groups of guys never tip well, but groups of women usually tip at least 15%, so I absolutely agree with you.

Oh, you mean the Southwest Research Institute. I used to live near St. Mary's, so that was on my daily commute. There's always someone protesting them (except now it's just some crazy guy who likes throwing things over their fence). I went on tour there back in high school and one of those chimps through its crap at…

The same thing is happening to Kathy Griffin. It's all so retaliatory.

Yeah, if a rapper is doing something, my mind doesn't automatically go to trying to mimic that rapper. Why would I want to be a rapper?

The Bible was never meant to be read literally, though. Many things in it can be read literally, but some things are also symbolic or figurative. Genesis is more a creation story rather than a scientific text. The people who wrote Genesis (possibly Moses if you follow Christian tradition) weren't scientists.

Nixon was smart and a good family man, but, boy, was he incredibly anxious and paranoid. I mean, if he hadn't momentarily been a colossal idiot, he probably would have been reelected president.

Honestly, I didn't realize how fully disrespectful it was. I knew I had done something wrong, but not to the full extent. It didn't help that everyone in my family found it to be hilarious. It just reinforced an incredibly negative behavior.

No, the inclusion of 'Never give up, never surrender' and 'Not all those who wander are lost' were perfect given that speech was about fighting against adversity and using the road, that is life, to find the necessary determination to go against every trial that one encounters. It was elegant!

They used to sell some pretty good berry jam made on site, but Smuckers makes it for them now. You can't taste the love anymore.

I had no idea that it was incredibly disrespectful to make up signs. I actually have an awkward story about my lack of knowledge about this now.

This is why I consider Knott's Berry Farm to be the best amusement park. They haven't made any significant changes since the 70s and, boy, does it show. It's like stepping back into the past. It's a pure nostalgia trip. Also, they sell Disney merchandise and I don't believe they care.

I love your catchphrase!

Waffles & Syrup, Mint, and Birthday Cake Oreos actually tasted pretty good, but the Peeps Oreos and Swedish Fish Oreos tasted terrible. Overall, I'm getting sick and tired of all of these different flavored Oreos, though. I can't wait until the day people realize their folly and return to the true superior …

God would rather have something exist and fulfill its potential for being absolutely horrible than not exist at all.

Well, at least you cultivated some hate last night! I spent my entire night searching through hours of Nickelodeon commercials from the 90s trying to find a special short of 'As our schoolbus turns' which had the perfect kid sandwich (kid-friendly sandwich). This sandwich had potato chips, eggs, bacon, and black…