Jack's sword always had the ability to slay Aku, though. Ra said it had the power to destroy evil. That said, I have no idea why Jack's Father was not able to kill Aku, but only seal him away. Maybe Jack, by striking Aku's fortress with Aku powerless on his sword, inadvertently found the way to end Aku once and for…

Courtney Love did it!

Ever since ButtChocolate's disappearence from the comment section, Cracked hasn't been the same.

As long as Tokyo Drift is number one, what else matters?

There's worse things. I had a group of teenagers talk throughout an entire film. I don't know if it was a group date or something, but the girl sitting next to me kept flipping her hair in my face and got her hair in my nachos. She and her date also made fun of me for watching a movie by myself (lowering your voice…

Oh, his microfigure!

He's a platypus, he doesn't do much.

Is there anyway that I can send her 20 bucks through the mail?

Have you tried those new Chocolate Shamrock Shakes, though? They're fantastic! If I was on death row, I'd specifically ask to be executed in March so I could order that with my last meal of a Domino's Pasta Breadbowl.

It helps to lower your expectations.

That comment took my death away.

Isn't that just Mac and Me?

He had an awesome hat. It's the same reason that I love Jughead. Hats matter!

I loved Scalia and respected Scalia, but even I broke out into raucous laughter when he died.

Tolkein was a product of his times. In the same way how my grandparents not approving of interracial or interreligious marriage is a sign of their times.

Ted Bundy wasn't as sexy as David Berkowitz.

Daily cleansing, toning, and moisturizing works much better than Clearasil.

Bill Miller's for tacos and Jim's for chili. Jim's has pretty good waffles, though.

it's similar to how like Mike and Gus noticed, acknowledged, and respected the change that occurred with Jesse in Breaking Bad. In the earlier seasons they had a very poor view of Jesse due to his past/drug addiction, but as time went on they realized that Walt was correct in his assessment of Jesse as a talented…

I now will say something that I know won't be popular: