It depends. I mean, a lot of my friends who left their religious faith behind usually read scripture from a completely literal perspective. The Bible comes off as mad ramblings if taken from that literal lens. I'm Catholic, so I read parts of scripture differently. There's a lot of figurative and allegorical writings…

I know, right?! I gave up caffeine for Lent! Samurai Jack is the only thing getting me through my work week! I need my fix!

The commercial was pretty long, but I liked the commercial's message. I mean, if Carl's Jr. can go back to being the quality fast food restaurant that they used to be back in the early 90s, I'll be so wonderfully happy.

I can't believe he mentioned the Szechuan Sauce. My friend in High School always said that was the best sauce he ever tasted in his life. My favorite sauce is the honey vinegar mustard that you get from Raising Cane's Chicken, but I don't know how that would compare to the godlike magnificence of that Szechuan sauce.…

It was all alleged!

I receive the newsletter from the Texas Clown Association, so yeah, this is definitely going to be addressed in the next upcoming issues.

Don't put store brought enchilada sauce on your enchiladas and make a predominantly green pepper based salsa on top of them.

Why are people still arguing about Michael's alleged pedophilia? He's dead. If there was enough evidence to put him away, he'd have been in jail. It's obvious that we will never know what actually happened concerning this situation. It's highly possible that he's completely innocent, but we'll just never know in the…

I don't think it was. I mean, if it was, wouldn't the DA, during the recent case back in 2005, have used that as evidence against Michael?

Most MJ fans are well-versed in the legal issues surrounding Michael, but, I totally agree that hitting people over the head with information from multiple sources isn't really the best way to get their point across. Overall, Michael was a completely gullible and naïve individual, but the evidence just isn't there to…

Oh, those MJ fans are the absolute worst. One person on Topix thought that she was pregnant with Michael's child due to Michael using dance moves to communicate with her mind. Another considered Michael to be a greater civil rights leader than Martin Luther King.

I don't think they called themselves Floons, though. Usenet was too early for me, but I caught on when Topix was becoming popular and that name was thrown around by people despised by the Michael Jackson Topix community. The Hater vs Floon arguments on Topix were hilariously detailed, though.

Uh, I mean, I'm not a fanatic or anything (I'm more of a Seals and Crofts type of guy), but even I knew about this from researching the old Court TV website back in the mid 2000s. The whole thing about MJ being circumcised or not was a big issue for the 1994 civil trial (I guess, pre-civil trial) . The third grand…

Well, Cosby has actual evidence against him, though. OJ had actual evidence against him. Michael didn't really have any substantial evidence leveled against him during the 93 civil case or the 2005 criminal trial.

Remember the word 'alleged'? It's back, in pog form.

That's not even the house, though! That's the entrance to the train that used to be located on the property!

'Red, White, and Blaine' sounds both amazing and patriotic. I'd probably go see it and I absolutely abhor live performances/crowds.

World Market used to have the kegs, but I haven't seen them around since 2009. They were pretty great. It may have been 22 dollars per keg, but it was always a hit at gatherings. They offer it on the website, but they've been out of stock for a couple months. One of my friends somehow got a hold of a keg of the 1919…

I've searched for a physical location that sold the special edition version of Virgil's root beer here in Texas, but it's as difficult as trying to find Moxie or a keg of 1919 root beer here. It's really only something that can be found on the internet. Virgil's website has it and it's pretty well-stocked on some of…

I really like the use of real sugar in sodas. Cane sugar always give drinks a lighter feel to them, but I guess that has something to do with the HFCS being heavier. Hansen's makes a really good ginger ale and Virgil’s 'Special Edition Bavarian Nutmeg Root Beer' is the best 'natural cane sugar' root beer that I've…