Is he a naked starving man?

I loved that the Mexican Lieutenant's last name was Plato. He was the equivalent of Lieutenant Disher in every way.

Aww, no mention of Thirteen Ghosts? Darn!

Oh, no! IT'S REEEAL!

Hey, now! Tobacco addiction is nothing to laugh about.

Modern media paints all children as beautiful, but I don't agree with that. The 1970s were brave enough to show us that children can, in fact, be fantastically ugly.

No, it doesn't. He liked porn and art books. That's some trait that he probably shared with millions of other men. Overall, when your personal library is 9,000 - 11,000 books, you'll most likely have some books that might not meet the criteria/sensibilities of another individual.

I hope it's an accurate retelling of Michael Jackson's life. Seeing Tavis' other work, especially his wonderful PBS program, I have the utmost confidence that this will be professionally done (I really like the reference to the song 'Childhood' in the title) and that it won't be another Martin Bashir nightmare.

Yeah, if Michael actually had child pornography, he would have been charged with possessing child pornography. To my knowledge, he never had anything like that. Mostly all of his pornography was heterosexual in nature with some lesbian material sprinkled in.

They would never let the Pope into China. The Vatican and the Chinese government are at a standstill, mostly because the Chinese having their own state-run 'Patriotic' Catholic Church, which the Vatican doesn't recognize. The actual Catholic Church in China is considered an underground-church. There was a documentary…

Actually, the Vatican does hurt for funds. It has ran an annual deficit for the past 7 years. The Vatican's operating budget is immense, with the maintenance of the Vatican media outlets, continuous restorations of museums/artworks, pensions of retired priests and religious, and the Pope's charitable programs making…

I'm Catholic, and I donate time/money (tithing is an Old Testament requirement, while, in the New Testament, it says you should give according to your ability) to my church, but I do this because it helps my local church pay for its general upkeep and for its charitable programs. Personally, I don't see anything wrong…

He's like an asshole, but he also has a heart of gold.

Sadly, they were once awesome.

I feel bad for his Vice-Principal, though. He's probably has to take over for the day and is just completely envious that Rooney gets to go on a mini-adventure throughout the town.

I don't think anyone has released Halloween comics in a while, but the comics from 2000 - 2002 are great.

Halloween 1, Season of the Witch, Donald Pleasence's performance throughout all the movies, and Danielle Harris's performance in (4 and 5) are the only good things about the series. H2O is perfectly fine, but Resurrection just isn't that good. Oh, the comics are pretty great.

I wish the USA network would do a Columbo remake. It get young kids familiarized with one of the best detectives around. Also, Quincy.

Why can't all art just be landscapes?

Yeah, but MJ had pain issues for most of his life. The main reason he was addicted to pain killers was because of the bad advice he often got from horrible doctors who only cared about the prestige of bring Michael Jackson's doctor.