I kept sending them drawings until I was 10. It was all on lined paper. At no point, in 5 years, did I ever think to read the rules for submissions.

Amy's a selfish dumbass! Princess Sally all the way!

I still dislike the Sonic Comic's Letter Page for not printing any of my messages or drawings. It really did hurt my self-esteem when I was 5 years old. It wasn't until last year, though, that after looking through my old Sonic Comic collection, that I realized that they specifically said they didn't print any…

And this has been a bicentennial minute! :D

Those Canadians had it coming! They were jerks!

Lots of people here in Texas like to think of themselves as Hank Hill.

Personally, I never noticed that, but I'm a monarchist who supports the restoration of the Russian Tsar, so maybe that prevented me from realizing the peasant's plight.

For Our Consideration: Maybe OJ Simpson, like Hitler, was framed by a Jewish person.

I'm Traditionalist Catholic, but even I consider Mel to be too traditionalist. He's possibly a Sedevacantist, which would make him the embodiment of traditionalism in Catholic social circles (They don't believe the Pope is the actual Pope and that the last Pope died in 1958). Personally, while feeling disgusted by his…

I don't know, but I think it would be pretty great if Mel's character was the original Mad Max who, after so many years in the desert, turned into a complete psychopath. The Hardy Max could then be a completely different Max, who only took the name because he was inspired by the legends of the original Max.

Oh, yeah, I just meant that I don't go on TGWTG anymore, but I still try to support the individual content producers that used to be on TGWTG. PushingupRoses isn't on Channel Awesome as well, but she has a really great page on YouTube. Plus, it was through her that I found out about Lazy Game Reviews.

The last review I saw of Kyle's was that video that he took down because of Crispin Glover. I really hope he's on youtube or vimeo right now.

SYMBOLISM!! (Darn, that's Film Brain)

I know LordKat was going through some emotional problems around that time (with his dad dying and all), but I still couldn't believe he told Spoony to kill himself. Spoony seemed to be losing it pretty fast after he was dumped by his girlfriend, and I think the only people who actually asked Spoony if he was doing…

At least Cinemassacre still has the Monster Madness videos in October. That's still the high-point of my brisk October mornings.

He had that major breakdown on Twitter back in 2012. It was right after he told JO that tasteless kidnapping/rape joke. I think right after all that he was diagnosed or just dealing with Bipolar Disorder, but I don't know. His early stuff (like his Ultima online reviews) was pretty great, but I wish he would go back…

What's a Paladin?

That's Cinema Sins to a T! How is the acknowledging that the treasure found at the end of the Goonies won't be enough to save the family home a valid criticism or a cinema sin? It doesn't matter!

How does Blockbuster Buster still have viewers? I don't understand his appeal at all. I remember when people used to make fun of Phelous when he first came onto the site, but I always thought that those remarks were completely unjustified due to Phelous' hilarious personality. When BB came onto the scene, I didn't see…

With the exception of the Nostalgia Critic, the only consistent reviewers left from the old TGWTG community are Snob, AngryJoe, Lupa, Phelous, PushingUpRoses, Film Brain, Marzgurl, and Linkara (Possibly, Renegade Cuts and TheLastAngryGeek, but they came in much later than everyone else and their fan-bases never got…