One of the earliest memories I ever had was my dad buying me a
McPizza. That was the first big let down of my life. (The Pizza Hut Pan Pizza is so much better).

Somewhere in Springfield Illinois, a man in a Santa onesie learns the true meaning of Christmas in America.

Didn't this already backfire with Pepsi Perfect, though?

Regis currently hangs out with Rachel Ray sometimes. He never appears on Kelly's show, though.

Drew Barrymore and Sally Field would make better TCM hosts than Ben Mankiewicz.

Hey, everyone loves Gordon Lightfoot!

I definitely know a lot of people who consider this movie a classic! I don't know why, but the two reasons I always get are that since CN replays it every year it must be a classic and that the song 'Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants Off Santa' makes it a classic.

That's why I like Chick-fil-A more than McDonald's. I would rather dress up as a cow than call a loved one.

What about waffle fries? I'd kill anyone who didn't acknowledge their superiority!

I was incredibly jealous of my cousin growing up. He was born in 1977 (I was born in 1989), we both missed out on Star Wars, but he got to go see Ghostbusters and Back to Future when they first came out in theaters. Plus, he had all the 'The Real Ghostbuster' toys that I wanted, but they didn't sell those anymore.…

Is Generation Y still a thing or is that just another term for Millennial? Personally, I like the term Echo Boomer, mostly because my 3rd grade teacher in 1997 yelled at my friend when she said she was apart of Generation X. My teacher was very adamant that anyone born in the late 80s was an Echo Boomer and that…

Oh, do you mean the 'meme' anti-smoking ads? If so, then absolutely!

I smoke, so I wouldn't say big tobacco has been completely toppled.

Well, you never see Clark Kent and Wonder Woman in the same room together! That brings about a lot of questions.

What is this, a Tyler Perry Movie? There's so many damn plot-lines going around! Do they expect me to sit in my seat for 7 and half hours?!

Personally, I just want to see Colorado before it was tainted by the incompetence of the JonBenét Ramsey case.

I still think that Miss Velma's youth choir meet the requirement of being youths only if they are compared to the ancient living fossil that is Miss Velma.

I haven't watched it since 2012, so my view is solely based on my initial viewing experience. I guess, I really need to rewatch it then.

That was worse than the middle 30 minutes of Thunderdome!

Okay, the first and last 30 minutes are good!