How did John Mayer escape this list?

Honestly, a Flash t-shirt would be better than that abomination.

Fucking get your shit together, DC. We finally got a good movie after 3 crapfests and you need to continue on this positive note.

mostly dead...

Yes, MaddAddam is awesome and interesting and terrifying and thought provoking. That said, The Blind Assassin might be my favorite.

“I have the body type of a reverse triangle. I’m like a grimace”

This and their podcast Womp It Up! is the best

Damn, ol’ Ric’s looking good! (He was my 7th and 8th grade Social Studies teacher.)

um. uh. I. oh my.

Out of left field comes Tituss Burgess

Aziz plays a genie who encourages you to grant your own wishes.

How lovely of him to be so frank and forthright. It takes a lot to say ‘I had some blind spots — or perceptual filters — and I needed help’. If one can ascertain this at a young age, how well it will serve him personally and politically. That there may be other ways of seeing and it takes nothing away from me to…

“I think Judy Dench is overrated”

The New York legal community is in shock. Colleagues of mine who have argued before her said that she was an excellent judge.

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I would like Chris Pratt, please

You poor thing. Life’s so hard.

I would like Chris Pratt’s pastry, please.

So you’re saying Aaron Rodgers is available?

how goddamn adorable can one man get