Colin Farrell in Fantastic Beasts is my new sexual orientation.

Mycroft would have never allowed Trump to win.

Wrong. House is the superior Sherlock Holmes adaptation.

The one thing I love about Sherlock is that it is pure, beautiful escapism. You’re not going to see any ripped-from-the-headlines stuff, like “Sherlock and the Orange American Grease Stain.”

He’s one of those guys that is “just” cute but the more you look at him and/or listen to him speak, the hotter he is.

She is so adorable!!!

When I saw the Chris-Pratt-as-Indy photo last year, it tapped into something deep in me. Like, I’d always thought it was Harrison Ford I was into, but apparently it was Indy all the way. Because Chris-Pratt-as-Indy was intense.

At least he was a fucking adult who understood how government works, had some experience, and didn’t think compromise was a dirty word (when he was in MA, at least).

Indiana Jones is sexier than Han Solo.

There’s no way I wouldn’t fuck Han Solo.

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

hnnng yes glasses Indy is peak Indy

I’d fuck Indiana Jones, I think that’s distinct from fucking Harrison Ford though. Like, he doesn’t do it for me in anything else but Indiana Jones could get it.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

I miss Mitt Romney. I don’t agree with him on any policy or social issues, but I always thought his heart was at least in the right place. Out of touch? Sure. But he seemed like a good father, faithful husband, seemed smart.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

This was one of the best and (and fucking worst because Greg) episodes this show has had. I was annoyed by Paula at the very beginning of this show but her character development has become one of the best I’ve seen on TV.

I’m still in deep denial. I’m thinking I’m going to stay there for at least a week.