I’m not a huge cry-er. I take things on the chin and move on. I felt such immense pride casting my vote for such a qualified and amazing woman earlier today. I stopped and took the moment in. I immediately saved my I voted sticker.

I feel like this has irreparably damaged the office of POTUS, tbh. It used to be prestigious, and you had to work for it for decades, postition yourself, gain knowledge and skill and directly-related experience. Now we’ve elected a reality tv star with no ability to form a coherent paragraph, much less policy, and…

I’m so fucking excited for a Ben Folds/Regina Spektor Dear Theodosia, it’s not even funny.

#HappyHalloween

Good going, Chris! That’s a nice, real apology, and celebrity support is really helping to keep the pipeline in the news.

FUCKING TRUNK OR TREATING!!! i saw pintrest ~car decorations~ and was like nope, i would never, ever do that

Now this is a motherfucking president.

Martha Stewart has sexted and she will most likely sext again.

I know it sounds horrible, but I’m kinda glad dogs pass at around that age. It just means you get to enjoy the company of many dogs over your lifetime. I look down at the two I have now and I love them so much and I never want them to die. But I know they will. And I know that means I’ll get to go save another two…

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

I saw this suit in person today!!! I was so close and I touched her arm and it was amazing!!!

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One of our parenting strategies is called “The Biden.” If I need Mr. Atom to back me up on something, like YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST GO TO BED NOW, he will roll up behind me like Biden at a serious presser.

I’ve enjoyed the Creepypasta ones a lot because it lends itself to humour a little more. But I find they surprisingly are well researched when it comes to serial killers. It was really hard for me to get used to three hosts too, but now that I’ve listened to a ton of episodes I can definitely find each of their…

I tried them, but sometimes there’s too much talking over each other on that show. And lots of tangents, so it makes it hard to follow. I definitely prefer the two host format or the well-researched one host format with interviews. But I have listened to a few of their eps.

Last Podcast on the Left!!!

The Parks and Rec gag reel with Andy saying that Kim Kardashian loves a comeback is my favorite thing ever.

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