Oh lord, I have seen this article all over my facebook news feed this week and IT. IS. NAUSEATING. I was hoping Jez would make fun of it. :)

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

Also: I prefer "merkini" over "furkini"

You win everything. And I thought that before I read your handle name.

Maybe it's cool if you sing it in Italian. "Vaffancuuuuuuulo!"

Till he says it's OK to use condoms (at the very minimum) I won't be impressed.

That merely looked like booty-shaking.

We should probably start a Twerk Court.
My verdict would be no. That's not twerking.

it's not a penis or something, it's just avril.

OMG WHY IS IT GIANT??? idk at least it's not a penis or something, it's just avril.

Duh.

I must be a pick up artist. I had me at Hello!!

Tweeting about a personal self-improvement project is so masturbatory.

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I have a feeling sexual dysfunction due to anti-depressant use is pretty rampant in women- we just don't talk about it. I had my libido murdered by Effexor when I was 18, and it's never fully come back. This is why it bums me out there isn't more support for a "female viagra."

THE BOMB is a great nick-name for orgasms experienced despite antidepressant side-effects.

You've got a great point. Women shouldn't do anything provocative for fear of social repercussions of her children.

I have gotten around this multiple addresses in one city issue by deliberately misspelling the city of my work address. So home is "Charleston" and work is "Chanelston" ...stupid that this is necessary, but now I know immediately at a glance which address my 1-click shipping is going to.