"I am allegedly a shallow husk of a human being with no conscious experience or capability of introspection or self-reflection."

I love you just based on this.

I did the same thing!! After going through a breakup that really tore through me I've been trying to be more honest with myself about who I am and what's lovable about me and thought these questions might be a good start. It's been illuminating in the very least.

She really did get the shaft.

Don't leave us hanging- did it work?

Won't the same thing happen to you if you're always reading and looking down at books? I plan on telling everybody I got my smartphone neck crease from being a voracious reader.

Big deal, I've been doing that through Amazon for years...

As I say, a sign of the times. I just miss the days when saying that something literally happened meant that it literally happened. People these days, even Grammar Nazis, use "literally" to mean "not literally" and it has destroyed the meaning of "literally." Now we have to say "actual for reals literally" to…

I haven't eaten in a month to fit in to that dress , give it to me!!! give to me now!!

I believe you are mistaken. I admit that I am no expert, but that is definitely a cat.

Also loved Tina's "the Civil rights movement worked and everything is FINE NOW"

Holy shit the Cosby stuff.

I love Amy Poehler's necklace. And Amy. That nod after the sleeping beauty joke was good.

First impressions:

How is as a show. Cause the concept made me go ehh Idk. I know it's based on a telenova, but still made go ehh.

My god, it's so good.

I would love to be her and work with this fine piece of man!

Sometimes I really wish I could just quit my job, cash in my 401(k), empty my bank accounts and just PEACE OUT. Go to different places, pretend to be different people. I know I can't. I have my parents to take care of, I have obligations and responsibilities.

WOODY ALLEN: [leans in]