My ideal answer? "Because my boyfriend's mom and sister in law like to stalk my facebook posts and them make judgments about me and talk about me behind my back. And then mom yells at boyfriend because she doesn't like what she's sees and wants him to make me change because she gets uncomfortable with what others…

The only thing worse than dealing with the various gross shit that comes with having facebook is having to ever acknowledge or discuss your facebook habits or lack thereof in actual real life.

Tell them the truth: "It's fucking horrible".

Oh I didn't need to be drunk to do that! I think I did that when fb chat was first invented.

For some odd reason I've always found that invoking Lewis Carroll in dirty talk is either a Grand Slam or an instant strike-out.

I created a burner account because this story is so mortifying. I was in an emotionally abusive relationship, then marriage for over 20 years. No matter how I toiled and sacrificed, nothing was ever good enough, including gifts. Circumstances conspired so that I ended up jobless before a Christmas some years ago,…

Growing up, my family and I belonged to a religion that didn't allow most celebrations—Christmas and birthdays included. As such, I went most of my childhood without experiencing either.

Uh, this.

:')

SHE NEEDS TO HAVE HER OWN SHOW. LIKE, NOW.

That number is also a fact in minority, well actually black urban areas not in the South, for the same reason. One local public health org tried opening a clinic closer to populations it needed to serve and was told by its clients they didn't want to be seen by their neighbors and friends going to the clinic in their…

The guy I lost my virginity to is now a plastic surgeon at an Ivy League med school.

yeahhhh the guy i lost my v card to has a giant portrait of charles manson tattooed on his arm so

This ban doesn't make any fucking sense.

I'd like to give a shout-out to Implanon*, a little plastic insert in my arm that works for 3 years. I've had it 2.5 years, and had a period maybe 4 times during that time. I'm giving up hormonal birth control for Lent 2015, I am not looking forward to having periods again.

The only Christian Bale I'd ever want is Laurie from "Little Women." Damn.

The Ebola Fighters are the WORST Foo Fighters cover band ever.

More things to call a vagina/vulva and associated erogenous zone: