I was just going to post my reaction when I saw his name:

Adolf Hitler was once Time man of the year. Yeah Goodell, try to beat that!

They didn't nominate 'Feminists'?

i hope obama writes 'lol no' on the bill

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

I submitted PhD apps on Monday and was supposed to be kicking ass doing actual coursework by now. Instead I was expectedly exhausted all week, repeatedly kicked in the gut by the slew of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad news, and now have become ill with some throat/sinus/anger viral infection that is making for…

I'm going to let the hate flow through me, by finally finishing this mother fucking cross stitch, and listening to lots of Rage Against the Machine.

THIS. THIS THIS.

the grammys has really gone from like AMAZING QUALITY JAMS to PPL WERE INTO THIS SONG AND IT HAD GOOD MARKETING.

Used and abused me, battered and bruised me,

Banjo plans to live forever

I want a new Peter Jackson film called The Riders of Rohan. Eomer and his band of blond handsome men ride around all day fighting orcs without their shirts on. It would be way more entertaining than this cartoon like Hobbit fiasco. I would even pay for three hours of three movies in 3d. Who is with me?

I wonder what it will be like for her to explain the procedure to her fellow Justices since most of them don't seem to know what a heart is.

Who runs the world? GOURDS.

Try harder Paris...

One of my exes was into medieval reenactment and at one point bought me a throwing axe, which I got to be pretty good at. When I dumped him, he went to my room and grabbed it, then fell to his knees baring his throat and offering it to me while begging me to "end it now." I laughed so hard I staggered backwards and…

I once had a huge breakup fight with my boyfriend over hamburger helper. He wanted me to get up and get an additional fork instead of sharing his and for some reason I refused.

Same.

I'm really glad weed is getting more mainstream positive coverage. The more this happens, the more ridiculous prohibition becomes, the closer we get to full legalization.