I feel you. I found it really therapeutic to get it all on paper. I'm saving it in my journal so I can reread when I'm feeling down.

Other benefits include scaring off that creepy guy at the bar who asked you if you fell from heaven.

I'm so thankful they didn't snub Dick Poop.

My best selfies are those with cat-butt. So many likes. WILL NEVER DO THIS.

I know :( Imma try one with his grill in and see how that looks

If they had a baby

Once a day, but I only wash my hair once a week. Use dry shampoo and conditioner in between.

Well, now we know the plot line of an upcoming episode of Grey's.

The first one stumped me, honestly. I am a messy eater and do not like eating in front of people.

In the sense that I appreciate a lot more about myself, it did! It was really interesting to see how I narrated my own life and which questions created detailed answers. I think the staring at my eyes in the mirror for 4 minutes was the hardest part because I kept wanting to brush my teeth or play with my hair.

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.

Haha. It bothers me too, to be honest. I didn't even catch myself when I wrote that comment (doh!). It is so strange, because we are probably communicating via the written word more than ever before, but the awareness of structure and word choice has faded. What to do, what to do.

My deepest apologies for using colloquial language. God forbid I speak and write in the real world.

My thoughts exactly. Delis and gas stations do EBT where I'm from. I don't understand why you would want to limit access to a hot meal? What if your gas gets shut off and you can't cook??

I keep rereading this and I'm still not able to comprehend why feeding disabled, homeless, and elderly people is a bad thing. I mean, isn't it proven that living below the poverty line (which, by the way, hasn't been adjusted since the 70's) negatively impacts your health and shortens your life? It's because of the…

I know frat guys aren't known for their grammar but COME ON. They knew that the statement would be picked up nationwide, right? You can literally hear someone hitting the bong between the lines.

so much YES and YES and YES for Jane the Virgin and Transparent. <33

EFFING GORGEOUS.

That Cosby joke, tho.

This picture made me touch my computer screen.