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The narrator!!!! The characters are absolute perfection and I love that Jane's dad is ACTUALLY a novella star in real life. !! It is my favorite favorite favorite new show this season.

It's like a quirky, self-conscious version of a novella. Like a meta novella. There is a narrator, on screen text that is super funny, and the characters are sooooo great. I've tried to get my friends to watch it, but they think the premise is really ridiculous. I think the ridiculousness balances out with other

YESSS! I love this show so, so much. I hope they keep it on Monday night. It's a nice thing to look forward to on a rough Monday. :)

I can't watch this without getting the uber creeps because of Dexter.

This is clearly true because reptoids do not require warm blood and can adapt easily to polar vortex temperatures. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

Lannister West sounds SO fancy. Like cufflinks fancy. Stark West sounds like a super hero.

Kim is actually a die hard GOT fan since she named her daughter NORTH which is where you go when you want to feed the white walkers which is obvi what she just did people

All of the stars for you.

I don't watch The Walking Dead because I got burned so bad by LOST. I'm not sure if that actually makes sense, but in my head it sort of does.

i used to think the lyrics were, "i love you always forever near and far oceans together" haha.

Of course!! I cannot believe I forgot that one. Doh!

So much love and hugs. #WhyIStayed was very powerful for me as well. I revealed things about myself that I had never even told my best friends. I hope you are doing well and kicking ass!

My song might sound cheerful but it's really quite sardonic and depressing.

2014 was brutal, but it really cemented my love for l'internet. Some of the Twitter trends this year made me cry because they were doing such great things — #WhyIStayed and #BlackLivesMatter especially.

Maintenance of anything is such a pain in the ass. Unless it is a burrito. Then, it is satisfying, delicious, and there is no burrito juice on your shirt.

This woman. Is bad fucking ass. How have I not heard about her???

Sounds like that woman has waaaaaaay too much time on her hands. DANGER DANGER sirens are blaring in my head just reading about it.

Good call. I seriously just want to delete my account, but that will mean that people will ask me in real life, "Why did you get off FB?"

I got drunk a few weeks ago and turned off FB chat to all but 4 of my friends. Now I feel that choice was vindicated.