Had to go deep in my youtube history to find this gem

Dried blood, anywhere really

Too bad none of these dogs were named Gooniez.

Does Karma need a home? I'll take that cutie pie! Only snowbanks of love and cuddles at my house!

I prefer this kind of bucket to dick buckets always.

Yeah, you're right. On first watch I saw it as more of a way to improve domestic violence awareness, I hadn't read up on the company.

I do not like listening to children yell. If I did, I would enjoy spending time at Chuck E. Cheese. I do not. This thing should come with a trigger warning for people who get migraines, sheesh.

Hearts don't break gently: they always shatter.

I can't remember where it was in the article — but there was a mention that one of the victim's mothers was never home and that lessened the girl's credibility in calling it rape. What the fuck was that! What about what's happening in the homes of the bullies? Of Brian??

"Katherine Heigl Proves Shonda Rimes Wrong By Starring in Blatant Ripoff of Scandal"

Personally, I find it refreshing that she openly admits her rage and that she beat him up. The world needs more women who are comfortable talking about violence, especially their own propensity to enact it. The way I read it, she refused to react to the situation like "a lady."

In college, I was living with a close friend. Her BF at the time was out of the country, very sweet and loving. While he was gone, she started fucking his roommate/best friend. No judgment here, the vag wants what the vag wants. BUT, the day he came back from his trip, she was ... mid-coitus... with the roommate. She…

No country music yet? I need myself some Patsy Cline, Dolly, and Loretta Lynn to get me through a sad time. This song makes me cry my eyes out every time, though.

Was it the tribal police who refused to do a search? I know law enforcement doesn't have jurisdiction there, so maybe that's why? The overall lack of response by both parties is appalling.

Is it just me or do weed pipes look more phallic than any other type of pipe?

Fox is so awesome for letting this kind of stuff "slide."

It is an infinite parade of fabulousness!

Samantha Bee is one of my spirit animals.

Ryan Gosling disapproves.