Wow I totally thought this was about an app that would send you push notifications when someone in your geographical area had an STD. Also, what is going on in the South? Did they outlaw condoms? I read they are the region with the highest new HIV infections.

I got this Monday in the bag, now. David Lynch, you devious tease!

I went to Europe one year with a friend and we were staying at a campground, sharing a tent. There was some sort of fiesta-like thing happening and my friend passed out early. So I'm getting along really well with these two guys from Austria or Australia or something with an A and I'm really into one of them, Mr.…

Of course there are ghosts in Espanola. That is where hopes and dreams go to die, why wouldn't spirits go too? Bad dum ch.

I am not proud of this. I once went to a wedding with the sole purpose of buying drugs from the groom and/or his best man. I came, I bought, I drank, I left. Wore a dress and everything. In retrospect, I was probably one of many guests with such intentions. I knew absolutely no one and felt extremely guilty and weird…

Ignorance is so disgusting. I have no idea why that shit flies in D.C. Those fools need to take their jersey wearing asses to a native reservation and see what happens. Maybe they'll also see the abject poverty and injustice Native Americans endure due to systematic racism and transgressions that have become the…

Yay! Happy Shonday!

Somewhere, someone is writing a screenplay about a nonconformist daughter of a Mosuo matriarch who escapes her rural lifestyle to experience complete and total patriarchal bullshit in the big city.

1) Don't be a sexy inanimate object because that's just stupid

I realize it's Malcolm Gladwell, but he actually did a really great piece on NFL head trauma in 2009. It's been rattling around in my head for years.

That's funny. I thought I was going to kiss a boy once when I was a teenager. Turns out it was his friend's idea of a sick joke and he started gagging at the thought of it. Obviously, it was a very positive experience for me.

Is that Taylor Swift?

Gross. Maybe he liked it for the articles?

What is always strange to me about the Cult of Motherhood, is that causes women to inflict harsher judgment on each other and ourselves. My own mother, MANY times, made it absolutely clear that she regretted the path of motherhood. She had a great future in her career, was absolutely on track to socially climb, and…

My aunt is a flight attendant. She told me a story about a guy who wouldn't stop watching porn on a 6 hour flight and threw a fit when they tried to explain to him that it was making other passengers uncomfortable.

With home made danishes and amazing coffee, please! Ha

That's coo. When are they going to build a pop-up Stars Hollow? I'd be all about a pop-up Stars Hollow.

"Dress like no one's watching".

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

New Mexico data is flawed. Um is just a lead-in to "mmmmbers." Umbers. That's what we say.