SO I was on a road trip of sorts with a friend. But, I had also started a new medication that was making me shit like 4-5x a day and I could only give a minute or so of warning. We were coming through southwest Texas, so there were plenty of little towns to stop and use the facilities. It was a pain in the ass (hole),…

Well I'm glad she figured out a way to make it stop. I had this happen to me and went to get a restraining order. Court employee looked me right in the eye and told me, "You can file for this, but it's going to be a waste of money. You'll never get the restraining order unless you can prove your life is in danger."…

Wait. Does this mean that everything Animalia said was TRUE?!

Well, it wasn't technically a wild animal. Or maybe it was. It might have been the chupacabra.

Haha, okay I have one. I was in college, was with this guy M for about a year. We were into each other, but our social lives were a little incompatible at the time, so I would end up hanging out with my friends and usually meeting up with him later on in the evening. I guess he took that to mean that things had gone…