My kids don’t eat green things.

Just downloaded this in the App Store on my iPad and about 15 minutes later get a spam challenge/invite through Game Center to download a game I’ve never heard of from someone I don’t know, with the incredibly detailed and personal message:

From the mod page:

One of my favorites, unsurprisingly also from a Sergio Leone film.

Aspartame shot its own self in the foot by being idiotic.

Go to the aspartame.org and they completely reject that aspartame has any potential side effect.

However it’s understood that aspartame breaks down into phenylalanine, which is KNOWN to be toxic to people with a specific genetic condition. That known condition…

It’s James Bond’s preferred beer when he’s in New York.

Mamoru Nagano (known for Five Star Stories and other work) seems to be one of his influences. This severed head appears to be one of the FEMC Headdliners, Landwand Spaccorn.

Yep, the original Postal was just like this. Any camp people remember in connection to Postal was from the sequels. This is “original Postal with destructable environments.”

Listening to NPR interview one of the voting members of FIFA, all his answers amounted to, “I don’t want to say anything bad about Sepp, in case he wins the vote tomorrow.”

Having watched the first season and been disappointed by how mundane the ending was after so much build up, this doesn’t surprise me at all.

My personal big red flag: when a cop shows up in the middle of the interview to take the potential employer into custody for check kiting.

Who the hell cares?

Here's a recording where you can hear what's being said.

Get out of the way! Can't you see Bumblebee is trying to transform?

This might be the vodka bottle prior to receiving the in-house label.

This came to mind...

Earned: $11,577

21. French Fries