I’m pretty sure Liz Warren can do anything Bernie can do and she’s 8 years younger to boot.

I wish more of Bernie’s fans would take a serious look at Warren. She is just as progressive, has actual plans on how she’d get shit done, and isn’t a cranky old pain in the ass. Ah well... 

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

This is old hat now, but when it happened in the early aughts, it was novel enough to win me a “weirdest celebrity chef encounter” contest on the then-recently-launched Eater.

Ooh this is my best friend’s story but he gave permission to relay. As a young gay NYU college freshman he discovered nightlife like ya do, and one night he is outside a bar smoking when suddenly he notices John Mayer walking towards him. Being a drunk idiot, my friend points at him as obviously as he can and tells…

My husband went from not tucking, to french tucking... and we went from not fucking to french fucking - which is having sex on a platter of Brie cheese.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.

Since I’ve been screaming into the void on this one, I’ll try another tactic.

The 100 Grand bar. Not the most popular, not the first one most people think of, but I traded Snickers for it straight-up at Halloween when I was a kid and felt like I won the trade, and it remains my favorite confection to this day.

Being a woman or a man is now entirely in your head.

Shelter Cat Update!

Don’t discount the state school just because of the allure of Yale. The Ivy might be a better choice, but local schools can often be just as emotionally and intellectually fulfilling, with a great alumni network for post-grad opportunities.

It’s a non-starter. These two students don’t have standing in this matter (a. they were accepted and b. nobody’s ever really going to second guess a degree from Stanford).

Kirpa: Cassie’s not ready.

At the end of this whole thing, Cassie will grudgingly get together with Colton, likely with some financial inducement by ABC so she gives the show its “fairy tale” ending.

Wilkerson and his mother were bystanders who stepped in to save the woman who jumped the barrier. 

Shelter Cat Update!

He was genuinely very funny in “7 Days in Hell”. I could see him successfully taking a more comedic track.