where did you read “all” in relation to “men” in that sentence, Mark?

The kids are all right.

The biggest fight my kids have ever gotten into was over which hogwarts house our 3 dogs would belong in.

Hufflepuff are the overflow carpark of houses and Gryffindor are shite too.

I think it’s Dita Von Teese who said that you can be the juiciest peach in the world and some people just don’t like peaches. I find that immensely comforting. I’m not everybody’s cup of tea and most people aren’t my cup of tea. The fact that they aren’t my cup of tea is not a personal failing of theirs (unless it’s…

Hola Jezzie-folk,

Anyone else fucking hate holiday weekends when you’re in solo mode?

The annoying questions “what are your special plans...”, when those special plans include downing too much premium ice-creaming and binging the shit out of some shows?

Any like-mindeds? :)

Be super skinny?

everybody please watch

I don’t think that’s Scottish? Just very proper English?

It’s the show that Trump’s America needs but doesn’t deserve.

Am I the only one who really liked the wedding dress? It was clean, modern, no freaking lace in sight, looked gorgeous to the touch, and appropriate for the occasion without being stodgy. Yeah, the night-time reception dress is cooler in all ways, and I’d rather wear it if I had a zillion dollars and a fancy party to…

I loved both the dresses! The first was so elegant. Perfect for the situation-I love that it read “understated, confident, and classy” rather than “princess fantasy.” The second dress, while equally beautiful, would not have been appropriate for the ceremony but was dynamite for the reception.

Cool factoid: Last night’s episode featured the first trans Pit Crew member! And he is BUILT! His name is Laith Ashley and there are some very lovely pics of him here: https://hornet.com/stories/laith-ashley-transgender-pit-crew/ 

Bless your heart.

And there are lots of times when two actors have terrible chemistry, when they’re supposed to play a couple in love, and no amount of acting can help it. So if it’s just acting, why don’t they overcome it.

SAMANTHA MARKLE I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.

It’s always the woman’s fault for “allowing” him to do it, as we all know. Controlling our own behavior isn’t enough.

Vaaaaanjie........Vaaaaaaaaaaanjie........VAAAAAAAANJIE

I think the reality is, Kanye told her about part of the song, not the whole thing (and the phone calls seem to confirm this), he didn’t necessarily do that intentionally to mislead her, but she felt mislead and reacted. I think Kim missed the nuance of Taylor being ok with some of it, but not all of it, and felt like…