I always associated this with Alyssa Edwards. Obviously not the point of this video, but I’d be curious who actually is the “Thomas Edison” of the term?

Did you read the one this week by the wife whose teacher husband cheated on her with a former student? Absolutely unreal. My favorites are the ones where the assumed question when you first start reading (should I stay with my husband) doesn’t end up being the question at all (should he still be teaching).

Melissa McMarthy is a damn delight. She got one of my few laughs when she presented last night.

At least Phoebe Bridgers destroyed him on “Emotional Motionsickness” (my username namesake and one of my favorite songs). Here’s hoping he fades into the night as a fucking asshole who can’t even manage to make a girl cum.

Yes! Very gross.

That’s actually not his wife, it’s a woman he dated and who repeatedly contacted the police to tell them the suspect they were looking for matched her boyfriend (and they basically did nothing with this info). So, I actually think she believed it was him pretty easily, but it’s crazy that she continued dating him…

Did he respond?? Need more to this story!

I know exactly how you’re feeling; college was the loneliest, hardest time of my life. I’m so happy you’re recognizing it this early and wanting advice.

Very complicated feelings about Phoebe Bridgers: I want to be her and date her and be her best friend. Okay, so, maybe not complicated... is this what being in love feels like?

2/3 of those pics look unopened...

Padma is truly a goddess among us

I can’t imagine that they have a ton of “new discoveries” that we aren’t aware of - anytime something happens in this case it makes headlines.

I just really think you’re reading a lot into what I’ve said. I said I typically read female authors, not that I exclusively read them. I also never said that I actively made this decision; the truth is that I have just noticed that I typically enjoy female authors the most and tend to be most attracted to…

Look, I totally get how it’s coming off like that. Seems like you’re never going to see my side, but I’ll give it one last try.

You are placing on a lot of assumptions on my interaction with him that are completely inaccurate. I was genuinely curious about his feelings on what I had heard - as I said, I was looking to engage in a conversation about it. I had a 100% conversational tone; pretty sure I said something along the lines of, “I’ve…

Alright then, let’s make a pact: if you’re still single and I’m still single next winter, we’ll . . . go on a date and/or forget this whole thing ever happened. Only time will tell!

That’s incredible.

Yes that is what I thought! But, you know, I didn’t really feel like telling him “hey why don’t you just pleasure me?” because he very clearly was an anxious and neurotic person, and I knew that any I said would make it worse/he would take it like I was criticizing him. He actually lost his erection during sex one of…

Your online flirting skills are impeccable - do you often find dates via the Jezebel comments?? Highly impressed if so haha

lol i’ll just put off graduating law school and move to nyc ASAP.