Did the F-16 dive down with him, release its parachute and landed on the sky diving vendors landing area? If not, then he didn’t go skydiving with an F-16 any more than I went shitting with my wife when I was dropping a deuce on the toilet and my wife happened to walk by.

"I don't always hit my head, but when I do, I prefer fuzzy dildos."

There's a difference between a licensed game (ie: a Batman, LotR or Alien game) and a movie-tie-in game. The latter is simply based off an existing franchise, the latter has the game's development tied with the production of a movie, which often results in a rushed production and a generally crappy game.

He's too old to manufacture Nike's Air Jordans though.

You make it sound like he's Michael Jackson or a Catholic priest XD.

darude - sandstorm

Ungh. Knock it off with the blue food, will ya? Recently, we've seen blue hamburgers and blue ramen. And now, here's some blue curry.

You know she's the one when she knows you're trying to get a "special" pink pokemon, and DOESN'T leave you!

Obligatory:

The best value for the customer is choice...

Ask that to my massive collection from Steam sales past...

Thoughtful but no one wants to see this video again.

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

Consoles.

We've seen brick headsmashing before. (Don't get me wrong, it's always impressive. Simply not new.) But I've never seen someone get propelled off another person to dragon kick a board being held by the guy on top of a human pyramid before. You realize how high up she is? Girl is like 6 feet off the ground and lands…

But how can they enjoy Oculus rift when the people don't have eyes?

Wow. I wish my sister, who was murdered by her female intimate partner, could have read this. She might still be alive.

I really hope that's sarcasm

Too bad No Man's Sky has no chance against Star Citizen.