When asked about her return, Sharapova had this to say:

I like how somehow the Thunder being up when Russ is on the court and then hemorrhaging points when he sits for a couple minutes confirms that Harden is the MVP when those comebacks often happen with Harden on the bench as well. Harden’s supporting cast is so much better than Russ’s and if that’s not obvious to you…

So Westbrook thumping Westbrook? Because as we all know, Russ is the god damn MVP.

There’s no way Nenê got any MVP votes.

Probably “Whatsinthebox.”

“C’mon guys, what did I tell you?! You can’t just let Trevon get to his spot. You gotta stand your ground!”

What kind of five year old doesn’t have a nemeses in the mainstream media yet? You might be a bad parent.

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

If there is anything Hoya fans can take away from this turd burger of a season, it’s that Georgetown is now so terrible that Cuse losing to us helped keep them from making the tournament.

I’m still surprised that with his background, they’re trying him out at DH and not converting him to a pitcher. His throwing arm already has years of experience hitting corners.

The crazy thing is so many of us bubble-butted black girls who grew up feeling self conscious about it are now being accused of getting ass injections in adulthood. Did people suddenly forget that large, round rear ends are common in the the black community? I just don’t get it.

She’s talking about her ass, which black women have been mocked and degraded for having, for decades. We have been hyper sexualized as CHILDREN because of it. It was a mark of such embarrassment for many of us growing up, and I absolutely include myself in that. I was overly concerned with the way my butt moved too…

It’s a touch deeper than that...

Stop being a fucking jackoff snowflake. If you don’t like it, just take it like a “man” or “woman” or whatever you are and move on...... but we can’t tell because all we know is that you’re just a whiney little bitch right now.

Your safe space is quite clearly somewhere else, snowflake.

Man you act like Trump personally grabbed you by the P**sy

Struck a nerve? Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Jack.

We get it, you’re a Trump supporter mad that they are coming for your “commander in chief”. Calm down.

It’s nice to see your political views don’t prevent you being offended by the banal exploitation of the patriotic blood sacrifice of an American.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?