“Yet if you did the same thing to an adult, it would be assault.”

And if you physically prevented an adult from leaving their house at 2 A.M., it would be kidnapping. And if you took away an adult’s possession as punishment because you didn’t like their attitude, it would be theft. On the other hand, if you refuse to give food, shelter, or medical care to an adult, you haven’t done…

This is white culture gone overboard. No, its not child abuse. Child abusers can spank, spanking doesn’t automatically fall under child abuse; its not difficult. Jesus.

Unable to understand her slurred speech but requiring a statement, deputies repeatedly asked Willis what she was talking about.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Chrissy Teigan is beautiful and witty and eloquent so you shut your mouth.

I’ll take a hard pass, mostly because of her horrible Old Navy commercials, I don’t know anything else about her, but that’s enough for me.

Can’t wait to not watch this

Can we just be done with Amy Schumer and her “cool girl” brand of funny? A: Ladettes aren’t a real thing. B: Amy Schumer isn’t that funny.

Craig Sager was the only white man who could get away with dressing like the Bishop Don Magic Juan every single day. Legend.

So the perp didn’t get that money money, yeah yeah?

I’ll be that asshole. Maybe you should call a fair catch?

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Excuse you - I’ve been 4 days sober tyvm*. And the other Crash was in no way better than the Crash discussed.

Uh, Crash was better than Brokeback Mountain. Not that anyone should give a shit about the Oscars (you shouldn’t), but...yeah

Today is a date that will live in infamy...

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

I worked at a daycare for a summer job one year. Got a teacher fired cos she smacked a kid and then said that no one would tell because “we’re all teachers” and wouldn’t rat her out.