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“While we’re being honest, I’ll admit that I frequently employ the term “colored people.”

Facial interpretation from left to right:

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

The memes/jokes have made this ridic story worthwhile.

Old Rose gets caught trying to throw the necklace overboard. She chats with Bill Whichever one he is, he holds the necklace, and then Old Rose throws it over her shoulder like a fucking asshole.

Well, the original sequel kind of sucked, so I’m not sure it would be a great loss.

Yeah it was too much about six months ago. What’s a word for too much too much?

Full disclosure: I am a track and field coach. What I can’t be, however, is the only one who was shocked to see the 4x400m relays at No. 40 and No. 44, respectively. Even in middle school meets (where the athletes drink soda before a race and need to be reminded to not run with their phones in their pocket), a 4x400m

Track & Field - Men’s 100M dash is way too low.

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for

It’s just like, if you look at facts there’s no way a reasonable person who supported Bernie’s policies and identifies as a progressive would then look at the choice between Clinton and Trump and choose The Donald. It’s just not a factually supported position, and the people who are choosing it are irrational and

Sexism is real. I’ve never suggested otherwise. Try again.

Jon Stewart would never do a bit like this because he had a sense of empathy and a basic respect for humanity. It’s why he never seemed to be punching down — even when he brutally took people to task. He always made sure he was making fun of people for the right reasons.

That image is fucking horrifying

“Free all inclusive cruises to the Americas and they still complain about it to this day.” ~ Bill O’ the Clown

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

so let me get this right:

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

I’m convinced. /s

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.